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BACK ROW: LESLIE, DANIELLA, KELLY, LESLEY, PAIGE, KRISTY, MYSTERY BACHELORETTE, LACEY, DIANA, TARYN;MIDDLE ROW: DESIREE, ASHLEE, AMANDA, BROOKE, ASHLEY P., KERIANN, SARAH, LINDSAY; FRONT ROW: ASHLEY H., KATIE, CATHERINE, ROBYN, SEAN LOWE, JACKIE, TIERRA, SELMA, LAUREN

16 ladies left on the Bachelor with Sean Lowe. Leslie M. gets the first one-on-one date this show. They definitely make a cute couple; they would have good looking babies together. They take a limo to the museum of Guinness World Records in Hollywood. Sean shows her that his dad holds a record by driving around the US in the shortest amount of time. So Sean wants to break a record with Leslie by doing the longest on-screen kiss.

So far the longest is 3 minutes & 15 seconds, that’s a lot of tonsil hockey! I hope she brushed her teeth and there’s no spinach left behind, because I’m sure in three minutes of flipping his tongue around her teeth he’ll find it. Though, I guess they can’t open their mouths and their lips have to touch the entire time, even more awkward. Plus her ass is almost hanging out of her dress. They could of given her an award for shortest dress without exposing your who-ha on screen. She gets a rose at the end of the date so the short dress must have worked.

Casey, Robyn, Leslie H., Christy, Catherin, Desiree, Kacie B., Amanda, Lindsay, Danielle, Jackie, Tierra have the group date. They get split into teams and have to play sand volleyball. They compete for who gets time with Sean afterwards. The red team loses and can’t stop crying. OMG get over it! It’s a group date with 6 other chicks. Amanda is crazy in da cabesa. She looks psycho when she’s not around Sean and just with the girls. Kacie B. takes it on herself to tell Sean, I don’t know why cuz guys don’t want to hear drama between crazy bitches. Lindsay gets the rose at the end of the group date.

Ashley gets the 2nd one-on-one date. While she’s waiting Tierra falls down the stairs. They call the medics, yet once she gets on the stretcher she’s totally fine and pops up. Sean goes to console her taking away from Ashley’s date time. Ashley should push that bitch down the stairs for real. She has a great date at the parks and tells Sean that she was adopted and abused by a foster family. She gets a rose at the end of the date.

Sean brings Sarah’s dog to the house to visit her, which is sweet. Though does the dog get to stay? Or does he take the limo back home after the cameras turn off? Bitches keep being crazy, Tierra keeps taking Sean away and pissing off the other girls. Now everyone is getting Alpha Female and taking him for themselves.

If Kacie B. wants to keep Sean around she needs to get rid of that 80s hairstyle and find a new dress! WTF is that all about? Looks like bad costume from TRON. He sends her home before the ceremony starts, which was tactful in his ways, being a true gentleman. I respect that.

Tierra, Leslie H., Catherine, Danielle, Robyn, Selma, Sarah, Jackie, Amanda, and Desiree get a rose in the final ceremony.

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Tara Richter

Tara Richter is an Internet Dating Coach in Tampa Bay. She is the author of “The Dating Jungle Series” and an Internet TV Show Host.