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The twins turn out to be a bipolar nightmare instead of a sexual fantasy. They are a train wreck, arguing, yelling, pretty much annoying the hell out of everyone. The house tries to sleep while the twins are calling each other sluts and crying. Eventually the double mint twins can’t handle The Bachelor Pad like big girls and decided to leave bitching at each other the whole way home.

Chris thinks he’s getting good at manipulating both Blakely and Jaime. Making out with Jamie yet sleeping in the same bed with Blakely. He somehow forgot that Jamie sleeps in the bunk above them. Dumb ass, why didn’t they go in his bed? Come on use some brain cells here! All he’s going to end up doing is pissing the both of them off; yet Blakely still gave him the rose at the end of their three on one date. She has yet to see through his BS and that he was only manipulating her to stay on the show.

Ed wins the soapbox derby on the date driving his “in a pickle” car, but fails to get the rose at the end of the date. He gets wasted slurring his words in the hot tub again drinking booze out of his trophy. Sarah hooks up with him at the end of the night, to only vote him off the very next day.

Ryan made a cake for Jaime and got her flowers for her birthday, but his sweetness didn’t get him far. Unfortunately the 32 year old virgin ends up getting voted off at the end of the show. I guess he just didn’t have enough mojo to stay on the Bachelor Pad.

Tara Richter

Tara Richter is an Internet Dating Coach in Tampa Bay. She is the author of “The Dating Jungle Series” and an Internet TV Show Host.